LL.B. Class: ​Professor​: "If you have to give an orange to me, what will you say?" ​Student​: 😏"Take this orange." ​Prof​: 😡"No. Say it like a lawyer would." ​Student​: "I, Tina, Daughter  of Immaculate  residing in Mangalore, Karnataka  do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I'm giving this fruit called 'orange' on which I have absolute right, title, and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed, and pulp.    Good call I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, store in freeze or eat it. You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to anyone whosoever. I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute until today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this ora...